Sweaty Jeff Goldblum in Repose
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Sweaty Jeff Goldblum in Repose
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mabelmoments:

CREDIT: NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center, SeaWiFS Project and ORBIMAGE 
How the Japan Earthquake Shortened Days on Earth

The massive earthquake that struck northeast Japan Friday (March 11) has shortened the length Earth’s day by a fraction and shifted how the planet’s mass is distributed.
A new analysis of the 8.9-magnitude earthquake in Japan has found that the intense temblor has accelerated Earth’s spin, shortening the length of the 24-hour day by 1.8 microseconds, according to geophysicist Richard Gross at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.
Gross refined his estimates of the Japan quake’s impact – which previously suggested a 1.6-microsecond shortening of the day – based on new data on how much the fault that triggered the earthquake slipped to redistribute the planet’s mass. A microsecond is a millionth of a second.
“By changing the distribution of the Earth’s mass, the Japanese earthquake should have caused the Earth to rotate a bit faster, shortening the length of the day by about 1.8 microseconds,” Gross told SPACE.com in an e-mail. More refinements are possible as new information on the earthquake comes to light, he added.
The scenario is similar to that of a figure skater drawing her arms inward during a spin to turn faster on the ice. The closer the mass shift during an earthquake is to the equator, the more it will speed up the spinning Earth. [continued]
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Ladies & Gentlemen, let me officially coin the term “emoticarb” with visual representation. Dear Mr. & Mrs. Merriam-Webster’s of Tomorrow……………………………… :-\
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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

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lulubonanza:

Ian Malcolm: From Chaos by *VampireHungerStrike

In honor of the new title to my Tumblr page.
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axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
axon-axoff:

How does Jeff Goldblum do it?! He’s 60 years old, he wears obnoxious-preppy and dad-trying-to-be-hip clothes, his girlfriends are always less than half his age, and yet he always looks amazing and seems so darn likeable!
This Sunday afternoon at #SpeakEZ with @dparkfashion and me. Who’s in? #brunch #hangover #mimosas (at SpeakEZ Lounge)
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DIY This black and gold necklace and ring
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studsandbuttonholes:

DIY This black and gold necklace and ring
http://www.studsandbuttonholes.com/2013/05/made-art-deco.html